{"product_id":"over-the-hill-aspirin-giant-aspirin-because-getting-old-is-a-giant-headache-makes-a-great-gift","title":"Over the Hill Aspirin - Giant Aspirin Because Getting Old is a Giant Headache! Makes a great gift!","description":"\u003cp align=\"center\" style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: 300%;\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#ff0010\" style=\"color: #ff0010;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial Black\" style=\"font-family: 'Arial Black';\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#002cfd\" size=\"7\" style=\"color: #002cfd; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOVER THE HILL ASPIRIN\u003c\/b\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"lblProductDescription\" designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"lblProductDescription\" designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\" face=\"Arial\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-large;\" size=\"5\"\u003eWho knew getting old would be a giant headache? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\" face=\"Arial\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: x-large;\" size=\"5\"\u003eThis giant 4\" in diameter fake aspirin is a g\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003ereat gift for an old age birthday!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003eAlso makes a great prop for Performers!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: white; font-family: Verdana;\" designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: white;\" designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial\" color=\"#000000\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;\" size=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eIncludes one giant aspirin.  Instructions not included.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: white; font-family: Verdana;\" designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: white;\" designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial\" color=\"#000000\" style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Arial;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan size=\"4\" style=\"font-size: large;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlease note:  This is not a real aspirin and should not be consumed.  It is a prank only.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan size=\"5\" style=\"font-size: x-large;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eRestrictions may apply.  Packaging may vary. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eNot responsible for use or misuse of this or any other product.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eVideo and\/or photographs are for demonstration purpose only.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan designtimedragdrop=\"172\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"3\" color=\"#000000\"\u003eColors of product may vary due to the differences in device displays. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\"\u003ePlease review our Terms Of Service (TOS) before ordering.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- [END] MyStoreMaps ******** DO NOT CHANGE --\u003e","brand":"Unbranded","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67738722304178,"sku":"ifl1792249318588","price":4.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0708\/2370\/6802\/files\/over-the-hill-aspirin---giant-aspirin-because-getting-old-is-a-giant-headache-ma_1.jpg?v=1792249324","url":"https:\/\/ravelia.shop\/products\/over-the-hill-aspirin-giant-aspirin-because-getting-old-is-a-giant-headache-makes-a-great-gift","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}