{"product_id":"keep-earth-clean-it-isnt-uranus-soap-funny-soap-stocking-stuffer-jokes-gags-pranks","title":"Keep Earth Clean, It Isn't Uranus Soap - Funny Soap - Stocking Stuffer - Jokes, Gags, Pranks","description":"\u003cp align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-size: xx-large;\"\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#ff0010\" style=\"color: #ff0010;\"\u003e\u003cspan face=\"Arial Black\" style=\"font-family: 'Arial Black';\"\u003e\u003cspan size=\"6\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#002cfd\" style=\"color: #002cfd; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eKEEP EARTH CLEAN, IT ISN'T URANUS SOAP GAG\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#002cfd\" style=\"color: #002cfd; text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e!\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\"\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eKEEP EARTH CLEAN, IT ISN'T URANUS: 'Butt'... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years! Meteors streaking the sky? Cool. Uranus streaking your underwear? NOT COOL. Retire that old soap on a rope and ditch any streaks on your underpants. Keep our solar system sparkling clean with this daring, beyond-the-stars, naturally sarcastic soap bar!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eTHIS SOAP IS ON A MISSION TO URANUS! - Ready your trusty loofah and become the hero of your own space mission by launching into action! Our punny Uranus novelty soap will help you clean up your act without so much as a streak on your underwear. With our Keep Earth Clean Soap, you can keep your solar system sparkling clean while having some laughs along the way!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eSOAP FOR HUMAN EARTHLINGS: Feel Milky Way fresh and out of this world clean with every use. Black Hole scented, this natural soap is gentle on your skin and the environment! So treat yourself to natural luxury on a galactic level as you embark on outer space exploration with every sudsy session! Just remember to watch out for that black hole! Did you know that 63 planet Earths can fit inside of Uranus?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eHILARIOUS PRANK GIFT BOX: Our cheeky gift box is the butt of the joke. This cosmic-scented terra space soap is the perfect gag gift for your friends and family. Get them a fun treat they'll never forget! Who knew washing up could be such an adventure? Keep our solar system sparkling clean with this daring, beyond-the-stars, naturally sarcastic soap bar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-list-item\"\u003eMADE IN THE USA! ALL-NATURAL, COLD-PROCESS SOAP: The only thing serious about our novelty soap is its quality! Made in small batches right here in the USA using natural ingredients and essential oils, this cruelty-free vegan bar soap is fantastic for both your skin \u0026amp; environment! These luxury soaps are the funniest gag gifts for friends or family (especially if they appreciate cheesy puns)!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Row-sc-s57kza-0 AccordionContainer__StyledAccordionContainer-sc-10ikm52-0 dYHmSl gzkgjw\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Styles__Typography-sc-4zz2i3-0 mkhll\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionTextSpan-sc-10ikm52-3 fYstiQ jExZJG\" data-test-id=\"accordion-text\"\u003e• Made in United States\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionTextSpan-sc-10ikm52-3 fYstiQ jExZJG\" data-test-id=\"accordion-text\"\u003e • Dimensions: 3.3″ x 1.3″ x 3.3″ (8.3 x 3.2 x 8.3 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Flex-sc-14t19kd-0 Column-sc-1t2afg0-0 dYHmSl epZUpD\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Styles__Span-sc-4zz2i3-1 AccordionContainer__AccordionTextSpan-sc-10ikm52-3 fYstiQ jExZJG\" data-test-id=\"accordion-text\"\u003e • Weight: 4.6 oz (130.4 g)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"spacing__Spacer-sc-w504b2-0 cmkcKu\" width=\"3x\" style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u0026lt; 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